dulect:


watcha got there
710642:

well? can he????

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
thatfunnyblog:

one of my favorite books to recommend people

carsatan:

carsatan:

jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

oknope:

basically my life in four pictures

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aimeejfc:

birth control is slipped into deer bait to control deer overpopulation, which means it’s easier to get birth control in the US as a deer than as a woman

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smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

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