penisbearcats:

I’ve never felt so unmotivated

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cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

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nicevagina:

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

awh lil bb

sweetkojuro:

when a rly good edit has obvious spelling/grammar mistakes

image

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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notafraidofstopping876:

callmeoutis:

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

ok FINE i’ll reblog this one i hope you’re proud of yourselves

That was a clever two four six oh pun

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

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tbdressfashion:

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kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

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