and I could care less
whether it is in
layers upon layers
or only our skin–
all I really want is to wake up
where I end and you begin. Beau Taplin, "A Goodnight" (via adventuringsoul)
John Green is walking down his patio, and the wooden step breaks, and he falls right through.
The Fault in our Stairs, chapter 1.
John Green is sitting at a pub, having asked for a beer over an hour ago. He still hasn’t received it.
The Fault in our Bars, chapter 1
John Green is driving on the highway and his tire pops so he pulls over.
The Fault in Our Cars chapter 1
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.